Dear Mysterious Sir or Madame,
I had my dear cousin Zachary translate the comment left in french by you for me, and would like to know who you are; and what compelled you to post a comment in french to me... I must confess, you left me quite intrigued... And you have a very sentimental style of address, by calling me, "my dear lady". You must be a dear, in any case.
I do have my suspicions as to who you are; but if you feel quite unwilling to unveil your identity, you may continue to leave me clues in the comments for my amusement and pleasure,...
Signed,
Madame Wyles
